The Great Gator Grudge:
Hello, fellow jewelry enthusiasts and football fanatics! Today, we're taking a break from our usual gem-filled banter to share a little secret with you - a secret that might just get you a discount at Kagy's Jewelry Box. Or... land you an extra charge. It all depends on one thing: Are you a Florida State Seminole or a Florida Gator?
Now, if you're wondering what football has to do with jewelry, let us explain. You see, the Kagy family, being true Floridians and lovers of college football, have always had a soft spot for the Florida State Seminoles. Heck, if we could craft a garnet and gold FSU-themed jewelry line, we probably would!
On the other hand, we've got a bit of a grudge against the Gators. Why, you ask? Well, let's just say a certain football game in the late 90s left a sour taste in our mouths, and we've been holding a grudge ever since.
Now, we're not saying we'd turn away a Gator at our door. We're a family business built on values like honor, integrity, and good sportsmanship. But let's just say if you come in wearing a Gators cap, we might "accidentally" take a little longer with your repair. Or perhaps we'll tell you that we have a "special Gator tax" on all services. It's all in good fun, of course!
But if you're an FSU grad, well, that's a different story. Flash us your Seminoles card, and you might just find yourself with a speedy repair or a little discount. We might even throw in a rendition of the War Chant for good measure!
All jokes aside, we want you to know that no matter what team you root for, you're always welcome at Kagy's Jewelry Box. We might playfully tease our Gators customers and cheer a little louder for our Seminoles fans, but at the end of the day, we're all on the same team - a team that values quality jewelry, exceptional service, and a bit of good-natured rivalry.
So, whether you bleed orange and blue or garnet and gold, remember this: At Kagy's, we're more than just jewelers. We're sports fans, comedians, and sometimes, playful pranksters. But most importantly, we're a family, and we're here to make you feel like part of it.
Until next time, keep shining - even if it's in Gator colors. We promise we won't hold it against you... much.